OVERVIEW - US
SILVERSPAWN.webs is a website created by Defectivegopher, and his best friends Copper, Kakara, and Mephidos. We did it out of fun, and its our way to spam the world with our amazing thoughts and ideas which are in no doubt better than yours.
This faq is created by DefectiveGopher&Mephidos.
*id like to add a sidenote. at random points it will say "i think something" or "we think something" and i never know when to use i or we. thus that stands.
so done call me on it.
plus, we might often talk in third person so you know whos talking about what.
like i might say "mephidos does this" tho that tis be me.
make sense? okay. you can read it now.
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-Where do you guys live?
Do you really think we are going to post our home addresses on a public website?
you sir, are an idiot.
1. We would be attacked by swarms of screaming fangirls who love us because we're just so goddam amazing.
2. some guy who loves crocs or a horde of fat girls might come and make a sad attempt at beating us up.
ill have you know that DefectiveGopher is a WHITE BELT. ( which IS the lowest belt.. but still a belt none the less. ) And you also forget that Mephidos and Kakara have vaguely explained fighting skills that i am apperently unaware of. and Copper could bite you or something.
With our combined forces, we could probably take down a small child or maybe a cripple.
Point is, putting up addresses would leave us open to crap like that.
why do you want to know anyway? creeper.
In all seriousness, it would be stupid to put up our address's and crap on this site..
and as stupid as we are, we aren't THAT stupid.
-What are you guys's names?
Once again, that would be stupid to say on a website.
will we tell you? NO.
-Where did "SilverSpawn" come from?
1. the color silver is probably the greatest fucking color ever.
2. defectivegopher is a major fan of Todd McFarlanes "Spawn".
its an old comic book series, and the of all the possible names that were randomly just thrown out into the pot, SIlverspawn just seemed to fit together well, and sounded okay.
-Do all of you know each other in real life? or did you meet online?
We know each other in real life. we all go to the same school, except mephidos.
-What religion are all of you?
Protestant, Catholic, Athiest, and Satanist.
-How Many People are Writing in your site?
4. ( at the moment. )
We occasionally have guest writers put in their ideas, but we haven't published any yet.
we try not to have more than a few new updates at once.
-Who's your inspiration?
Regis Philbin, Mr. Rogers, Fat people, old people, Mountain Dew, Scooters, Death, Roses, The losers, failures, dweebs, geeks, bandgeeks, the scum, motorheads, the dicks, the populars, jesus, budha, that god with like 6 arms or something, old fads and music. high school and all that came before it. you, the reader.
Whether its to Love and Cherish, or to Hate and Ridicule, Everying is inspiration.
even you. ( but thats not entirely a good thing because we know who you are and we're making fun of you right now. )
-What do you guys do for fun?
Wtf kinda question is that.
we are US. what do we do thats NOT fun or amazingtastical.
the better question is, what do you do thats NOT Totally amazing.
and thats Essays, Dealing with parents, and jobs. <<<(but quite frankly we make that awesome too.)
the fact is, we could write an essay, and it would be the BEST FUCKING ESSAY you have ever had the honor of looking at. but that doesn't mean we enjoyed doing it.
the only time essays are fun is when they're like 3 sentences long and start with "I fucking hate((teachers name here))"
and even then its a chore.
you know what. scratch that. essays are still dead to me.
you can quote me on that.
-Why are you guys such assholes?
ah. now thats a good question.
unfortunatly im too much of an asshole to answer it.
but i will say this.
IF WE RAN A WEBSITE saying how wonderful things are, would you actually read it? its the fact that its so dang stupid and sarcastic that makes it good.
if you didn't see that your dumber than we thought.
**********MORE COMING. NOT DONE
Im not done with the faq yet. but i really dont feel like finishing it. xD